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  • Image Compression Is Hard, Let’s Go Shopping

    Against my own internal monologue advice, I ran a Core Web Vitals test on my blog. It came back ehhh, okay. My LCP was the problem, and like most sites, the heaviest thing on nearly every page was an image. The fix is well-known: serve WebP or AVIF instead of JPEG. They’re smaller at the…

  • Blarg Industries Announces GopherPress Enterprise: Mission-Critical Gopher Protocol Infrastructure for the Modern Content-Forward Organization

    Introducing GopherPress

  • So I’ve been trying to play Stars! again.

    Decompiling a 1995 game for native Apple Silicon support.

  • REST API for Password-Protected Posts

    REST API restrictions implemented for password-protected WordPress posts.

  • Two Weeks Building TwinK[l]ey

    Frustrated by keyboard brightness, I created TwinK[l]ey, a Mac app to sync it to my screen backlight.

  • The Subscriber Purge: Automatically Cleaning Up Spam Accounts

    *This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Subscriber Purge. All inactive accounts registered for more than 30 days will be deleted. May code have mercy on your database.* I run a WordPress blog, and like many WordPress sites, I get a lot of spam subscriber…

  • Fun with Telex

    Automattic’s Telex enables users to create custom blocks, inspired by Google’s iGoogle, like the “TeaHouse Hero.”

  • *click* *click* ENHANCE *click* *click* ENHANCE *click *click*

    Automatically add “Expand on Click” to images in the block editor with this one easy trick!

  • Extract Transcript from Quill Meetings Files

    Let’s fine a way to export transcripts from Quill Meetings files.

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