👋 I’m Derrick, and this is my WordPress Blarg.

I’m a Professional Services Engineer for WordPress VIP. I’ve been with Automattic/VIP since 2015, and enjoy it every day!

On this site I mostly post absolute stupid garbage. You have been warned.

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