👋 I’m Derrick, and this is my WordPress Blarg.

I’m a Professional Services Engineer for WordPress VIP. I’ve been with Automattic/VIP since 2015, and enjoy it every day!

On this site I mostly post absolute stupid garbage. You have been warned.

Blarg Posts

Get First Date of Week in Google Sheets, When the Week of the Year is Related to the Row Number

January 2, 2023
Command Timing in ZSH

December 21, 2022
Limiting Featured Image Dimensions in WordPress

November 17, 2022
Half Baked Idea: Limiting WordPress Image Upload Sizes

October 30, 2022
Dall-E 2 Outpainting Experiment

September 2, 2022
Stable Diffusion on M1 Macs!

September 1, 2022
Bad Hack: Restart Linux Server when memory is low 😬

September 1, 2022
How to Use Backticks for Inline Code in Google Docs with a Chrome Extension

August 1, 2022
Fixing a broken ATOM Feed

December 30, 2021

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