👋 I’m Derrick, and this is my WordPress Blarg.

I’m a Professional Services Engineer for WordPress VIP. I’ve been with Automattic/VIP since 2015, and enjoy it every day!

On this site I mostly post absolute stupid garbage. You have been warned.

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Half Baked Idea: Limiting WordPress Image Upload Sizes

October 30, 2022
Dall-E 2 Outpainting Experiment

September 2, 2022
Stable Diffusion on M1 Macs!

September 1, 2022
Bad Hack: Restart Linux Server when memory is low 😬

September 1, 2022
How to Use Backticks for Inline Code in Google Docs with a Chrome Extension

August 1, 2022
Fixing a broken ATOM Feed

December 30, 2021
Quick Tip: Bash CLI params

November 28, 2021
iOS Reminders to Habitica To Do’s via IFTTT

October 29, 2021
Quick Tip: Get Size of Revisions in WordPress

September 30, 2021

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